Husband has to work an extra day in Buffalo, is on road, headed home. Wife calls and says she is meeting a friend she hasn’t seen in a long time and won’t be home for a while. Husband arrives home, grabs something to eat, and putters on computer. Wife comes home and tells husband that ScaredyDog died. Wife calls Nephew who posted it on Facebook. Nephew says ScaredyDog died in her sleep. Nephew needs help with Ethernet cabling, Husband provides advice. Wife calls Brother, who owns ScaredyDog, leaves voicemail. Husband is sad to hear about ScaredyDog. Husband writes Dogblog.

Dog knows nothing, and is happy-happy.